Would You Like Some Fries with That?
By Mary Kleinsmith (BUC252@aol.com)
Categories/Keywords: Post-ep for Small Fries, Written for VS10’s
Post-ep Challenge
Rating: PG
Summary: Six Weeks after the events in Small Fries, Scully and
Mulder visit the school
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Scully and Mulder belong to 10-13, Fox, and CC.
Gabrielle and the rest of the Small Fries crowd belong to Kel, and I
thank her for sharing them with us.
Feedback: Please? Much appreciated!
Would You Like Some Fries with That?
By Mary Kleinsmith (BUC252@aol.com)
Mrs. Cooper stood at the front of the class, finishing the
mathematics lesson. All the children had done very well, the six-
year-olds finding their addition tables all the easier because of
the way she taught them.
Mulder and Scully watched from the corner of the room. It had
been six weeks since their ordeal in the town, and while official
follow-up wasn’t really part of their duties, they couldn’t resist
checking up on the five very special children.
Scattered about the classroom, fitting in like their parents always
dreamed, the changelings sat at their desk in their jeans or
dresses or their Sponge Bob T-shirts, absorbing the information
the teacher was imparting to them. The five were, undoubtedly,
intelligent – a fact that they both found amusing given their
father. Eddie Van Blundht was not the brightest penny in the jar.
“Look, Mulder,” Scully whispered, pointing to a small, blonde
girl in the second row. Gabrielle Nelligan wore the same braids
they’d seen her with when they’d been there last, but her clothes
were no longer the rags they had been.
“Looks like Amanda’s moving up in the world. I wonder how
she managed it on a single-mother’s salary.”
“Maybe she got a promotion,” Scully suggested in a whisper that
had gotten just a bit too loud.
“Shhh!” a student said with a finger over her pursed lips. This
child, Mulder remembered, was Erica Carlyle, the child who had
been accused of smashing a teacher’s car with a baseball bat. It
had turned out later to be Amanda, “making faces.”
Scully had the good grace to look at least a little guilty.
“I guess she told you!” Mulder smiled.
“I guess she did,” Scully agreed, smiling.
Mrs. Cooper was just finishing up the lesson when the first
rumbles went through the classroom. A few children’s faces
being fearful of the noise, but the teacher knew that if she kept
teaching, they’d eventually forget it was there and their fear
would dissipate.
Great plan while it lasted, she told herself, as the sky grew dark,
the noise grew louder and was accompanied by flashes of light,
and then, the rain came down. Buckets and buckets, cats and
dogs, as the old expression went.
Just as the rain became such a downpour that she didn’t think it
could get much worse, the inevitable happened: the bell for
recess rang.
There was instant movement, kids jumped out of their seats and
began to chatter, but she drew them back into control with her
words, calm and collected.
“Well, obviously we won’t be able to go on the playground
today, so we’ll just have to stay inside and have some fun. Can
anybody think of a game they’d like to play?”
All the kids shouted out at once. She should have known.
“Faces!”
She chuckled as she nodded her head. “Very well, since it seems
to be unanimous.”
“Mrs. Cooper, what is ‘u-nanny-mouse’?”
“It’s u-na-ni-muss, Christopher. And it means that everybody
thinks the same thing. Like what game you want to play.”
She turned her back on the class, cleaning the surface of her large
desk until the top was immaculate, then she took the chalk and
drew a line down the center of the blackboard. One column she
labeled, “challengers” and the other she labeled, “challenged.”
The two agents at the back of the classroom exchanged a look,
and she smiled a bit to herself. They’d get a kick out of this, just
as she did every time the children played it.
“Okay, everybody in their places.”
The five kids, Michael, Gabrielle, Joshua, Christopher, and
Matthew went to the front of the class, where she helped them
each to a seat on the desk, side by side, facing their classmates.
The other students quickly moved forward to fill in empty
spaces, some of them dragging their desks and chairs even closer
to get a better look.
“Who gets to go first?”
“Me, me, me!” a small boy at a desk shrieked, waving his hand.
“Okay, Jason. You first. We’ll work from left to right.”
“Okay, ummmm . . . the kid from Home Alone!” His challenge
was proudly given, but Michael didn’t seem at all concerned.
Sitting very still, they all watched as Michael’s face changed,
even his hair changed, until was the spitting image of McCauley
Caulkin – in the years before he grew up.
Everybody laughed and clapped.
“Very good, Michael. Excellent. That’s one point for the
challenged team.” She drew a slash mark on the board in their
column.
“Me next!” another child begged, and when she nodded, she said,
Mrs. Cooper.”
The teacher was pleased to watch as Gabrielle turned into a tiny
replica of herself. It was adorable. Another point went in the
“challenged” column.
“I have one, I have one!” At the teacher’s nod, the student looked
Joshua in the eye. “Hermoine Granger! From the movie.”
“Oooh,” went through the classroom. They all knew that Joshua
was the weakest when it came to making faces, and asking a boy
to do a girl made it especially hard.
Joshua’s four teammates supported him, trying to send them their
strength through their eyes while he tried with all his might, but
the class agreed that he never quite made it to looking like the
child in question. A point went into the “challenger” column.
They continued making challenges and faces for about forty-five
minutes, and only occasionally did Mrs. Cooper have to step in
and play judge, deciding as to whether the child in question had
succeeded in doing the face. She had the best kids. She may not
have any of her own, but she had a whole class of them here.
Even Agents Mulder and Scully made challenges once or twice,
and they did well and kept in mind that there were some people
the first-graders wouldn’t know.
The score was tied, and their hour recess was almost up.
Suddenly, Mrs. Cooper smiled. She had an idea.
“Hey everybody, can I make a challenge?”
All the small heads nodded simultaneously. “I’ll need two of
you – who wants to do it?”
“Me!” Michael’s hand went up, just a moment before
Christopher’s, and simultaneously with Gabrielle’s.
“Okay, Michael, and Gabrielle. Do . . .” she drew it out, a
simulated drum roll. “. . . Agents Mulder and Scully.”
The gasps were heard throughout the classroom – nobody had
ever challenged a guest in the classroom before. The room grew
silent as the seated students watched intensely.
“C’mon, Michael,” Christopher encouraged. “You can do it.
He’s standing right there.”
“Yeah, Gabrielle,” Matthew said with a grin. “She should be
easy. You’re both girls, after all.” He exchanged a look with
Joshua.
Slowly, ever so slowly, the two students’ faces changed.
Formed, reformed, their concentration apparent. Mrs. Cooper
retrieved a small mirror from her desk and gave it to them to help
them see if they were on track.
Finally, ten minutes later, they put the mirror down.
“Done!” said Michael.
And surely enough, he bore a striking resemblance to Mulder.
Not perfect, but close enough for a point in their favor. Gabrielle
had a tougher time, and her “Scully” face wasn’t quite as close,
but still pretty good.
“I did it!” She said.
“No, you didn’t,” a classmate claimed. “You don’t look like
her.” He pointed to Scully.
“Sure, I do!” Gabrielle began to argue, and Mrs. Cooper knew
she had to resolve the situation before the tensions grew.
“Okay, okay, I’ll be the judge.” She walked around Gabrielle for
almost a full minute, then did the same to Scully, which made
both Mulder and the rest of the class laugh. “I’ve decided that
the winners of today’s game are . . .” She hesitated, and the kids
were at the edges of their seats.
“. . . it’s a tie! Both teams win!” With that, the entire classroom
erupted in cheers, just as the bell rang again.
“Okay, that’s lunch. Get your boxes and go down to the
cafeteria. In an orderly fashion, please!”
The five “misfits” jumped off the desk and joined their
classmates, and before long, the room was deserted of her young
charges.
She didn’t realize she wasn’t alone until a male voice cleared
itself behind her. Agents Mulder and Scully hadn’t left with the
kids.
“I have to say,” Agent Scully said, “I’m very impressed with
how you handle those kids. Six-year-olds can be a handful under
the best of circumstances, but this group . . .”
“They’re still just kids, Agent Scully. You just have to keep
them interested.”
“Well, you seem to do that very well,” Mulder agreed. “In this
type of environment, there’d be a predilection for a schism to
develop between the two factions: those gifted, and those non-
gifted. But these children don’t have any of the signs of that.
Very impressive, indeed.”
“Well, thank you, Agents. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a
lesson plan to complete before they get back.
They all shook hands, and Mulder and Scully took their leave of
her as she turned to begin cleaning the chalk from the
blackboard. As she bent down to retrieve a dropped eraser,
nobody saw the small, round scar right above her tailbone. . .
The End . . .