Spring Cleaning

Title: Spring-Cleaning

Author: Girlie_girl7

Email: Girlie_girl74@yahoo.com

Date: 04-20-04

Rating: PG

Category: MS, (no angst)

Spoilers: Anything up to Requiem then AU

Archive: Anywhere

Disclaimer: Fox owns ’em.

Summary: Scully decides to spring clean and

regrettably asks Mulder to help.

~ Spring Cleaning ~

The day dawns clear and bright over Dana Scully’s

apartment. It’s a fine day in May to be doing some

spring-cleaning. Only one thing stands in her way and

that’s her roommate, her partner, the love of her

life, and the biggest slob she has ever met, Fox

Mulder.

Scully started digging out rubber gloves, stepstools,

buckets and cleansers a little after 8 AM. She

decided to dress for the occasion and has on her ratty

jeans and one of Mulder’s old FBI Academy T-shirts.

She hears the front door open and the thud of two,

size twelve, running shoes being dropped to the floor.

Into the kitchen walks Mulder wiping the sweat off his

forehead with the bottom of his tank top. He had

decided not to wear his pull away running pants this

warm morning and instead chose to wear his trunks, a

sight that does not go unnoticed by Scully.

“Hey Scully, what’s with all the mess?” Mulder asks

as he looks around the room.

“This mess, as you call it, is my cleaning supplies

and we are going to do some spring-cleaning.”

“We?” Mulder weakly asks.

“Yes, and now that we co-habitate you can help me.”

“You make it sound so romantic Scully,” Mulder laughs.

“Romantic or not, I need you to help me.”

“Can I grab a shower first?” Mulder questions after

he pulls his shirt over his head.

“You can but you’re just going to get all sweaty

again.”

He grabs Scully around the waist from behind and

whispers in her ear, “But I love getting sweaty with

you.”

Scully turns in his arms and looks up into his eyes.

“Mulder I can just about guarantee that you won’t like

it this time.”

Mulder releases her and plods off toward the bathroom.

Scully swears she can hear him whine.

Scully is cleaning out her kitchen cupboards and

wiping down the shelves when Mulder comes in from his

rather extended shower. “Sure you’re all clean there,

Mulder?”

Mulder looks sheepish as he digs some soap out from

behind his ear then leaps over to where Scully is

trying to reach a china bowl on the top shelf.

“Scully, let me get that down for you, you’re gonna

kill yourself.”

Scully steps off the stepstool to allow Mulder to use

it. “Okay, just set the dishes on the counter, wipe

off the shelf with this rag and put them back. Think

you can handle that?”

“Piece o’cake,” Mulder laughs.

“Good then I’ll start working on the hall closet,”

Scully says as she turns to leave the kitchen.

The hall closet should be declared a disaster area.

Mulder has decided he will make it his own, the minute

Scully pulls it open a shower of sporting equipment

rains down upon her with her head taking a

particularly nasty serve from a tennis racquet.

While she stands there massaging the bump on her head

the sound of a loud crash and the breaking of china

can be heard coming from the kitchen.

Scully races in to find Mulder holding two pieces of a

plate. “Mulder what on earth was that?” He doesn’t

need to answer; she can see broken plates everywhere.

“Sorry Scully, I guess I shouldn’t have tried to

balance one stack on my knee while I got the other one

down.” He looks around contritely, “I hope these

weren’t expensive.”

“No, they were just some old dishes my great

grandmother gave me but the important thing is you’re

okay,” she says patting his knee while he sits on the

counter. “Why don’t you go work on the hall closet,

you seem to have taken it over anyway,” she smiles.

He hops off the counter. “Will do!”

Scully sweeps up the last of her antique china and

empties the dustpan into the trash. “Scully I don’t

seem to have enough room in this closet, would you

mind if I put my baseball gear in your linen closet?”

Scully peeks around from the kitchen. “As long as

they’re on the floor, it’s okay.”

“And what about my lacrosse equipment,” Mulder yells

back.

Scully frowns and puts her hands on her hips.

“Mulder, since when do you play lacrosse?”

“I don’t but you never know when someone might ask me

to play,” he yells from the back of the hall closet.

Scully sighs and rubs her forehead. “Yeah, your

lacrosse equipment can go there too.” She returns to

cleaning her cupboards and finally gets the last one

finished when she notices an awful lot of quiet coming

from the rest of the apartment. She walks into the

bathroom to find Mulder sitting on the stool lid

reading a magazine. “I thought you got rid of all

those,” she muses.

“What?” Mulder looks up surprised. “No, this is an

old Sports Illustrated. I was reading the MLB RBI

stats for 1989, it was a bad year for RBI’s.”

Scully looks around the room. “Mulder, you’re no

closer to having this stuff put away than you were an

hour ago. Look, let me finish this up and you go

strip the bed and I’ll bring you some clean sheets.”

“Anything for you Scully,” Mulder says giving her a

peck on the nose.

“I’m sure,” Scully mumbles as she begins to shove

various bats and balls into her linen closet. She

manages to get all of Mulder’s things crammed in and

pulls out a set of clean sheets. She walks into the

bedroom to find he has stripped the bed but he’s

nowhere to be seen. She finds him stripping the

sheets off the guest bed. Scully leans against the

doorframe and crosses her arms. “Mulder, what are you

doing?”

He wads the sheets and blankets up into a huge ball

and tosses them onto the floor. “I thought I might as

well change these sheets too while I was at it.”

Scully runs her tongue around her bottom lip then

scratches the back of her head. “I just changed this

bed two days ago.”

Mulder looks at the pile of bedding now lying in the

middle of the floor and gets a silly grin on his face.

“Then I guess I should put these back on.”

Scully moves away from the door. “Mulder, why don’t

you try putting the screens in the windows. They’re

sitting beside the wastebasket in the living room and

my tool box is under the kitchen sink.”

“Eww I love a woman who packs her own tools,” he grins

then adds, “Screens I can do!” He leaves the bedroom

in search of the toolbox. Scully drops her hands and

shakes her head.

Two freshly made beds later, Scully wanders into the

living room to find Mulder sitting on the windowsill

with his legs inside the living room as he waves at

her through the glass. She frowns and walks over to

where he is perched. “Mulder, what are you doing out

there?”

Mulder starts to duck his head to crawl inside, Scully

puts out both hands to stop him but it’s too late. A

big bang is heard as Mulder hits his head on the edge

of the window frame.

Scully grabs his hand to help him in. “Oh Mulder!

Let me see what you have done,” she sympathetically

says as she picks through his hair to reveal a small

trickle of blood coming from a gash he has received on

the left side of his head.

Mulder is squinting trying to clear the tears from his

eyes and the stars from his head. Scully pats his

hand. “It’s okay to cry, that had to hurt. I’m going

to get my medical bag and an ice pack. Can you make

it to the couch or do you need my help?”

Mulder sits on the sill for a few more moments. “No,

I’ll be okay.”

Scully leaves to gather up her supplies while Mulder

moves to the couch as he grabs a handful of tissues to

stop the flow of blood. Scully sits down on her

coffee table across from him and gently pulls his hand

away from the wound. “What were you doing out there

anyway?” She asks as she works on his head.

Mulder winces at the sting of the antiseptic. “I was

about to put up a screen.”

Scully places a small gauze pad over the wound and

puts the ice pack on top and places his hand on top of

that.

Scully lets him slump back onto the couch then looks

over at the window. “The screens go on the inside,”

she softly says.

“What!” Mulder says as he quickly sits forward on the

couch causing his head to spin.

“Easy,” Scully warns. “You sit here while I work on

the screens.”

“Scully I can help you,” he whines but stretches out

on her couch and grabs the remote.

“Why don’t you just lie here for awhile. I can have

those screens up in no time.” Mulder nods his head in

agreement.

Scully was telling the truth, sans Mulder, she is able

to put the screens up in twenty minutes. She puts her

tools away and returns with two tumblers of iced tea.

Mulder sits up on the couch so Scully can sit next to

him. She shoves the hair away from her sweaty

forehead and sags back into the couch taking a long

drink from her glass.

They sit in silence for a few moments then Mulder

contritely says, “I’m sorry Scully, I haven’t been

much help.”

Scully smiles. “That’s okay, you meant well,” she

says patting his arm.

Mulder takes a sip from his glass. “I never was very

good at keeping things neat and orderly.”

“Something that I have detected after all these years

in that basement warren you loosely call an office.”

Mulder smiles at her comments. “I will try harder to

not be such a slob.”

“You’re not a slob Mulder, you just don’t put the

importance on orderliness that I do. I don’t have

your memory to rely on to be able to remember where a

particular file is in all that mess. We’re just

different that way.”

“But not in all ways?” Mulder asks, his insecurity

coming out.

“No,” Scully smiles up at him, “not in the ways that

count.”

“You think I could get that in writing?” Mulder

teases.

Scully raises from the couch and straightens out her

over-sized Tee shirt. “I need to get started if I’m

going to finish this today.”

“I can still help, after all this is my home too now,

at least temporarily.”

Scully smiles up at him, “I’m glad you feel that way,

not the temporary part, but that it’s your home too.”

“It’s like they say Scully, ‘home is where the heart

is’.”

Scully smiles up at him.

“At least that’s what it said on the plaques for sale

at Cracker Barrel.”

“Mulder sometimes you should just quit while you’re

ahead.”

“So what do you want me to do next?” He asks raising

from the couch.

“Think you could clean the tub?”

“Only if we can test it out later tonight.”

“I might be able to arrange that.”

Scully brings in her tub and tile cleaner, rubber

gloves, and a stiff brush. “Here you’ll need these

but remember if you feel faint from bending over stop,

okay.”

“Got cha,” Mulder replies.

Scully leaves her partner to clean the tub while she

tackles the fridge. She soon has the shelves all out

and soaking in a sink filled with hot, soapy water.

“Scully,” Mulder yells from the bathroom.

“What?” Scully yells back.

“I can’t get the stain around the drain to come off.”

“Well put some muscle into it unless you want me to

come and do it.” Scully hears him grumble an

inaudible reply and has to smile.

She thins out the items from her fridge, tossing out

things that have expired and making a mental note of

those that are about to.

Once all the shelves are back in place she loads the

fridge and closes the door. Next she grabs a garbage

bag from a drawer when she hears Mulder coughing. She

puts all the refuge from the fridge into the bag but

still she can hear him coughing.

Growing concerned, she enters the bathroom where

Mulder is sitting on the floor, his lips are blue and

his eyes are drowsy as fumes whiff up from the tub.

Scully turns on the ceiling fan and opens the window.

She stoops down next to her partner. “For heavens

sake Mulder, what did you do?”

He coughs out; “I was trying to make the cleanser a

little stronger so I added bleach to the tub.”

Scully helps him up and out of the bathroom. “Mulder,

don’t you know that chlorine cannot be mixed with

household products?”

“Do I look like a chemist!” Mulder testily coughs.

Scully helps him back to the couch. “Stay right here

and don’t move,” she warns him as she heads back into

the kitchen.

He leans over with his elbows on his knees and

continues to free his lungs of the toxic fumes. A few

minutes later Scully appears with a glass of water.

“Here drink this, it will help clear it out of your

throat.”

Mulder takes a drink then sets the glass on the coffee

table. He looks back toward the bathroom. “Think

it’s safe now?”

“Don’t worry about it, I’ll let it air out a little

more then I’ll finish it.”

Mulder purses his lips and nods his head, slightly

embarrassed by the events of the day.

Suddenly the phone rings, Scully answers it. “It’s

Frohike,” she says handing the phone to Mulder.

“Mulder,” he says as he sits back onto the couch. A

frown crosses his face as he glances up at Scully.

She picks up his glass and heads for the kitchen. A

moment later Mulder comes in.

“Um Scully, do we have much more cleaning to do?” He

questions as he worries a paint chip off her cupboard.

Scully leans back against the sink, “Not really,

besides I think you should be taking it easy. You did

inhale a lot of fumes.”

“I do feel a little dizzy,” he pouts.

“Then you should just rest.”

He looks down at the floor. “I could go see the

Gunman, the air there would be cleaner.” Just then he

coughs, to add a dramatic touch.

“That might be best,” Scully agrees, “but how can you

drive if you’re dizzy?”

Mulder is already looking for his car keys. “What?

Oh that, I feel much better, I think it was the

water.”

Scully tries to keep from laughing. She spots his

keys on the counter and holds them out.

Mulder looks up and snatches them off her extended

finger and gives her a quick peck on the cheek.

“Thanks Scully, I won’t be long.”

Scully watches him leave the apartment then moves over

to peek out the window. Once she is sure he has

driven away she picks up the phone. “Frohike, thanks,

I owe you one.”

“Promises, promises,” Scully hears coming from the

other end of the phone.

~ The End ~

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