Spring has sprung, and the lovely Mrs. Ross (AKA, She Who BETTER Be Obeyed) is emerging from a 10-Richter scale seasonal disaffective funk. The axis of the Earth has tilted back toward the Sun, I can still see my Honda in the office parking lot at 5 p.m., the winter’s oppressive snowfall is moistening things up for this season’s corn-soybean succotash, and Oscar the Chupa-chihuahua is reacquainting himself with the neighboring (through a canine ritual that would get me arrested in a New Yawk second).
Most importantly, the Winter Theater Season is over — Mrs. Ross has dropped the funereal Russian melodrama in favor of a brighter musical stage presence.
At the same time, having spent perhaps too much time hangin’ in the dark, foreboding, damp
nether regions of the VS universe, I greet spring with a certain apprehension. Hibernation is
over – who knows what furry collection of fangs and claws could be waiting when I cross to the
mailbox for my cable bill and Penney’s coupons. Streams and rivers swell with melting snow and
April rainfall – what will come crawling from the murky depths (WARNING: shameless story
preview plug). Seeds begin to germinate and eggs hatch, including the seeds of mad, mutating,
omnivorous genetically twisted flora and the eggs of super-resistant, flesh-loving buggies.
Crazy? Maybe. Paranoid? OK.
But where do you think we are? The Thomas Kinkade website? We ain’t painting with light,
folks – we create in ebony and sepia and midnight black.
So change into your spring whites and sandals and swap that seasonal disaffectation for some dark delights.
For the VS Producers
RATING: PG , adult viewers , few bad words.
CATEGORY: MT SA MA X file MSR
SPOILERS: Amor Fati trilogy
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SUMMARY: The Northern Irish coast has some secrets, some say echoes.
CATEGORY: MT, X-File
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SUMMARY: Mulder and Scully spend St. Patrick’s Day in the woods.